The nightclub is happening at the Peach Pit. You’ll know what I’m talking about in a couple episodes. Their relationship is a disaster, neither of them like each other, Jesse was miscast, and Andrea needs to get to the laundromat sooner rather than later. Andrea complains Jesse is out all the time, but since she’s not working, he needs to provide for the family. Andrea and Jesse want a date night, but they’re having problems finding a sitter. When Ray Pruit is outsmarting you, you must be a complete moron. You go, Ray! Stand up for all the other dolts on campus who couldn’t remotely pick up on what Clare and Donna were filming with them. Says he doesn’t want to participate in her stupid video and walks off. She starts filming him, asks him at the beginning of a tennis match, what’s the score, Ray says “love love,” Donna thinks it’s knee slapping hilarious and Ray thinks she’s setting him up. Back on campus and Donna goes back to meet Ray. She tells Dylan she bought Eric something from Minnesota this summer, and that just reminds Dylan he has $.14 in his bank account and that Kevin and Suzanne ripped him off. Kelly and Donna at the Peach Pit, Kelly sees Dylan for the first time since he was taking body shots off the skank from the bar. Ray says he’s working but to come back later. Buckle in for the enigma that is Ray Pruit everyone. While walking around campus, Donna sees one of the construction workers and goes up to him to be a part of the video. Basically walking up to dumb jocks and having them answer a question where their answer is either “stud” or “muffin” or “love,” then they’re gonna edit it altogether and have it be the opposite of what David wants to do with his video.
Clare and Donna are filming their video on campus. She’s the horniest woman in Beverly Hills. Is the sky blue, Dylan? Of course she is. Then asks Val if she’s coming over tonight. Steve suggests turning the Peach Pit into a nightclub to make some extra money. Steve still has no idea that Dylan and Val play “You show me yours and I’ll show you mine” every night at Dylan’s place. Steve and Val are at the Peach Pit and Dylan is there.
When’s the intervention? SPOILER ALERT: Oh wait, that’s coming with Dylan. And Beverly Hills is losing their mind over it. Kelly now is being Snitchy McSnitcherstein and tells Donna that she thinks Val is a pot head. Might’ve been a record for shortest amount of time Dylan was mad til when Dylan became fully erect. The next scene cuts to Val showing up at Dylan’s while he’s on the phone, he gets mad momentarily of her showing up unexpected, she turns on the sex appeal and they start doing it right on his kitchen table. You see, because Steve Sanders is a horn dog in case you haven’t been paying attention for 4 + seasons. Steve and Brandon are talking about how Val kissed Steve. Now, lets get started with the recaps shall we? Email me at if you’re interested in being on a future episode.
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